May 2013
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volvata:
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
klinklang:
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
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thebananarunt:
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying
godheadcomplex:
why are anime openings the most inspirational things on earth wtf
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
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mormondad:
i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school
thank fuck for youtube tutorials
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graceebooks:
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
zooeyclairedeschanel:
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
internetexplorers:
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
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drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
acylates:
if you’re a man and your reaction to a woman saying she wants equal rights is “so does that mean I can hit you now” maybe you should reassess your entire pitiful life
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
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lameborghini:
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
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thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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